MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1) - download pdf or read online

By Lotus Rose

The 1st quantity of the dementedly humorous 80’s nostalgia sequence, The Poniworld Chronicles, introduces us to MachoPoni. He’s a pink pony who attempts to behave difficult, yet has a center of gold.
And his middle has a smooth spot for a feminine pony named airborne dirt and dust. He’s enjoyed her ever considering they have been teenagers, notwithstanding many may name him a idiot for doing so. simply because such a lot ponies might name airborne dirt and dust merciless and manipulative. however the a part of her that MachoPoni fell in love with, is a component deep within that she doesn’t express to others.
So while dirt is abducted and brought to the land of undead ponies, MachoPoni has no selection yet to rescue her.
If you grew up observing 80’s My Little Pony cartoons, you’ll love this irreverent, twisted tackle ponies and 80’s popular culture. It’s enjoyable to seize the entire references to the 80’s, and particularly to the yr 1983. heavily, each booklet within the sequence happens in that yr, simply because in Poniworld, it’s always 1983.
These books are darkly funny, twisted parodies that kids shouldn’t be allowed to learn. They’re for these of you who are looking to revisit your formative years, yet from the point of view of the slightly-off grownup you’ve develop into. They’re actually “children’s books for adults,” brought with a twisted feel of humor.
But don’t fear. when you didn’t develop up within the 80’s, there’s lots of enjoyable available for you too. organize to benefit why the 80’s have been so gnarly!

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BAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! Nod your head and praise the goat, Undead warriors of the night. Topple the Kingdom of Pastel. Macho felt the evil of the lyrics seeping into him and he found them oddly compelling. Self-consciously he looked down at his legs. There was no more pastel left—it was all gray. Macho looked at Billphomet then said, "Those are some sick lyrics. But I have a question though. " Macho nodded. "Oh. " "Oh. " Billphomet nodded. " But just then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something.

Darkeyes and the others can wait for me. " Dust went to the saddle on Darkeye's back and opened a pocket. She brought out a piece of chocolate candy, then chewed it and swallowed it. She brought another piece of candy out with her mouth and held it out to Macho, who grabbed it in his mouth but didn't chew it. Dust said, "Please eat it, Macho. You remember when you had mints before, right? Remember how pleasurable they were? If you love me, you'll eat it. " Macho flipped the candy into his mouth, then began to chew.

And even though he didn't know how he would ever be able to bring her back to the pastel side, he had to do this, because he loved her. For a moment, he feared he might not to be able to make it, but he gritted his teeth and strained, putting all he could into one final, massive superbounce and he just barely cleared the wall and went over. He landed on the grassy ground on the other side then dropped and rolled. He felt pain in his right front leg and the right side of his body, but he didn't think he was injured.

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